Diary- The Halloween Parade was very fun and some of my friends got so dressed up I couldn’t tell who they were! Some were heroes and ninjas and pirates and others were just regular and in makeup, but my teacher said my dinosaur costume was the best of all! Other people went as dinos but I was an ankylosaurus, which is me and my daddy’s favorites, and so I was an original because I wasn’t a T. Rex or a raptor like the other ones. We walked a long line around the whole schoolyard, and all the parents clapped, then I went home and watched Halloween cartoons until it was time to trick-or-treat. I filled up my whole pillowcase!

Now Halloween is over, and my mommy packed up the webs, and the doormat, and all the scary witches in the windows. Halloween is in the garage now. But Thanksgiving came out to replace it, and we have a turkey in the window and a pilgrim on the door, all old and worn looking. Thanksgiving is not as good as Halloween, but I will get to see my Grampa and Gramma, who I love, so I’m excited. Okay, diary, I have to go rake the leaves, I’ll talk to you soon!

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{Today’s special Halloween story is based largely on a comic my brother and I tried to put together when I was 12 and he was 7. It violates at least a dozen copyrighs, but hey! It’s a holiday, right? Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find the concept art, but maybe it’ll turn up later.}

The ten of them were gathered in the living room, telling spooky stories, when someone had the bright idea to pop in a horror movie. Only then, they started arguing over which one to watch, and ended up splitting into three groups watching three movies on three TVs in three rooms, one watching Jason Goes to Hell, one watching Halloween, and one watching Freddy’s New Nightmare. That Halloween was a dark and stormy one, and a freak lightning bolt hit the house, flashing through the electric lines in an instant. The televisions went blank, and then they began to play again, only this time missing their horrible stars. They met back in the living room, trying to figure out what happened, when the monster emerged from the kitchen.

It was over seven feet tall, and stocky, like Jason, wearing his mask and walking with his lumbering stride. He wore Michael Myers’ familiar blue outfit, with his famous butcher knife clutched in one hand, stringy mask hair frayed out from behind the hockey mask, and poking out from under Freddy’s hat. His other hand was bearing Freddy’s glove, knives clinking together as he walked towards them. Worst of all, though, was Freddy’s voice, which mocked and abused them as the hideous thing ran them down, backing them into a corner. Then the knife and the glove rose and fell and rose again, and here one girl tried to escape and was impaled by a flying machete that had been strapped to the monster’s back. After he was done, the room was awash in blood. Then the doorbell rang, and muffled cries of “Trick or Treat” emanated from beyond. The monster paused, looked at the bloodbath. Then he dropped the knife and took the glove off, and picked up the bowl of candy. He went and answered the door.

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You might not have seen it, on the wall just above the window; it was just a small crack. But I saw it. I have good eyes. I called the landlord about it, but when I told him it was only an inch long, he told me to get bent. He would rather ravish Mrs. Kensington than do his job. He is a dirty, dirty man. The next morning the crack got longer, by double. It was like the Poe story I read in primary school, “The House of Usher.” Except that was about a mansion, and I live in a tenement. I spent so much time keeping the inside nice, but now it was trying to become the outside. It wanted to match.

Every day it kept getting bigger and wider. Inside the crack it was just black, there was nothing on the other side. I tried to call the landlord after it reached down to the window, but the phone was dead. I got the gooseflesh for some reason, but I didn’t pay it mind. The next day the crack had widened, and my wall was crumbling away all along it. At the back of the blackness, there was a little bit of light. It was pulsing. I started to get scared, and I ran for the door, but it was locked and I couldn’t get out.

So I went back and I sat and watched the light. The blackness got bigger and wider as the wall fell apart, and that glow just kept getting closer and closer. The ceiling is sagging now, it’s on my shoulders, and it’s telling me to stop writing. The crack is a crater now, and the whole wall, the whole window is gone. Now there is nothing but the blackness. Nothing but the glow.

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I was walking down the cracked alley behind my apartment building, checking out the cars to see if there was anything worth lifting. I was humming the Green Day song, the one about the cracked alley, when I saw the green SUV. It had one of those huge In Memoriam stickers on the back, which normally wouldn’t catch my attention. They’re not that unusual where I live. This one read: Mark Gonzalez, June 2 1981-October 30 2007. My name is Mark Gonzalez. I was born June 2, 1981. Today is October 29 2007. I waited for the owner of the car for years and years and they never came but the car disappeared.

***

My mother called me crying, and I couldn’t get her to tell me why. She just kept saying “Gone gone gone gone gone” over and over until the tears choked the words away and she just sobbed at 2am and wouldn’t tell me why. I think I might be dead.

***

I poured the last of the milk out, and saw that it expires on June 2. That’s 8 months away.

***

I checked the obituaries and I’m not there. Something is at the corner of my vision, all day long, a black spot that’s getting bigger, a black spot getting blacker all the time. I think I might be dying. What’s wrong with me?

***

The walls are getting bigger and the ceiling is getting smaller. Nothing makes sense. Everything is ending, and nobody knows me.

***

My name is on the gravestone. It won’t come off.

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At first when you pull into town, your fan belt hanging on by a thread, it looks just like any other small town in middle America. It’s dark, because the cloud cover is thick and there aren’t any streetlights. You coast your car into the three-room motel’s gravel parking lot and park it, hoping there’s a good mechanic you can find after you get some sleep. It’s after eleven o’clock at night, and you’d been fearing you wouldn’t come across another town on the 40 that night. You didn’t want to sleep in your car on the side of the highway, because it was so dark out there.

You get a room from the oddly pale owner of the motel, and decide to go to the town bar to unwind from a stressful night of coaxing an uncooperative car into functionality. After an hour of yakking with the locals and making small talk with the disinterested bartender, you head out. You’re a little concerned about the skin color of the town’s pallid residents, but after all the day’s hassle, you’re excited to read for a few hours and then sleep in. But then the clouds part.

Within seconds, the town’s main road is lined with wolves, walking on their hind legs, human sized. You glance up at the full, bright moon, and by the time you glance back down, they’re within feet of you. You’ve seen enough movies to know how this ends, and a kind of calm comes over you. You don’t even try to run. Fortunately, you don’t have anything to worry about anymore. You’ve been picked clean.

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They were in a hardshell convertible with the top up, at the very edge of Lookout Point. She’d been waiting since tenth grade for Todd to take her up there, but now that he had, it felt wrong. The air was too heavy, and she was having trouble breathing. The lights of the small town below swum in and out. She worried about passing out. Todd was great, but she didn’t want to be here. She told him so. He disagreed.

“Aw, Cindy, come on, we don’t have to do nothin’, let’s just sit and listen to the radio for a while, alright? Then if you want, I can drive you home.”

He snapped the dial on, hoping for something sweet and slow and soothing. Instead, they caught the last half of a breaking news report. “Repeat: The Hollow Hook Killer has escaped from jail, and his whereabouts are currently unknown. Residents are advised to stay indoors and call police if they see anything out of the ordinary.”

Cindy started shaking. “Todd, please, take me home. He could be out here.”

Todd snorted. “Come on, Cindy, the Hook will head straight into town if he’s really out, he won’t waste any time up here. You’re safer here with me, trust me.”

Just then, a tooth-grating scratch, like metal on metal, came from Cindy’s door. She screamed and slammed the lock down. “Todd, take me HOME!”

“Jesus, calm down,” he said, starting the car. He backed down the dirt road until he could turn around and head home. He dropped her off at her house, and when she got out and slammed the door, she screamed again, and started crying. Stuck into the door was an old, rusty hook. Todd took her inside and calmed her down, explained things to her parents, and called the police. Before he drove home, he checked the backseat, nervously, to make sure no one was hiding there. But he should have checked the trunk.

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The man in the front pew’s eyes snapped open, and he realized he’d been dozing mid-sermon. The reverend was preaching about hellfire and boiling flesh, and the man looked around without turning his head. He remembered this church: it was the one his grandparents used to take him to when he was a boy. He hadn’t been here in two decades. He hadn’t been to church at all in fifteen years. His gaze came to rest on the couple sitting to his left, realizing with a gasp that it was his Grampa and Nan. They had died long ago. “Nan?” he whispered.

His grandmother turned to look at him, her once-puffy face sagging. She had no eyes, and as he watched, chunks of skin fell and landed on her polyester jacket. The man recoiled, jumping backwards and almost falling on top of his best friend from high school, who’d died in a car wreck in 11th grade. He stood and spun: the church’s quaint wooden benches were filled with the dead, some missing limbs and eyes. The reverend raised his voice, shouting incoherent gibberish now. His flock’s teeth chattered, a bony, rattling applause. He turned to the reverend, but couldn’t see him through the flames of the pulpit, which was going up like tinder.

The flowers on the walls of the church burst into flames, sending embers and petals across the crowd, who clacked all the louder at the display. They rose as one, and the man took flight, knocking down his grandparents and fleeing up the aisle. Bony hands and twisted, arthritic fingers clawed at his shirt and arms, but he was going to make it, he was going to––no. His dog, his pup from when he was just a boy, was biting his pant leg, and he was slowing, and then he was tripping. The congregation raised him on their thin arms, and restored him to his seat in the front row. His Nan and his old friend patted his legs, and fixed him with their empty smiles. He was sweating. The reverend stepped from behind his pulpit and stared at him, brows knit in disapproval. Then he raised his arms, and the fellowship chattered their praise. The man closed his eyes again.

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In a word: more. I took some time off of this blog (for anything other than stories), for several reasons, three-fifths of which were that I was too busy, and two-fifths of which were that after all the wedding preparation and celebration, I got really sick of myself and wanted to just write stories for a while.

In the comings weeks you can look forward to lots of links to things I've been doing at other websites and publications, as well as book and movie musings. In addition, I'm officially in Halloween countdown mode, which means the stories between now and next Wednesday will all be spooky stories of various severity, starting with today's stories about cowboys and zombies. I've added "Halloween" as a label, if you want to easily bring up all the October-special stories on the blog. Anyway: Be seein' you 'round, pardners.

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It’s a tourist trap ghost town now, but in its time Bodie was home to some of the Southwest’s most infamous cheaters, looters and shooters, so when Sheriff Wyrick got word of the dead coming back to life, he knew there was one place he could make a difference, even if there wasn’t no other. He arrived just before daybreak, bearing only his pa’s 12-guage, two standard issue Walther 99s, and a deputy who had a penchant for extracurricular activities. The trunk of his cruiser was filled with ammo.

He got to the end of Bodie’s Main Street, in front of the Town Hall, and pulled his car sideways. He and the deputy stepped behind it, leveling their weapons on the hood and the trunk, the muzzles pointed towards the cemetery at the end of the street. Behind them in the Town Hall, five grinning animatronics watched them with ceramic eyes. Down the dirt road, the first clawed hands were breaking soil, pushing skyward like they were reaching for it. “Why you reckon they’re comin’ back, Wyrick?” asked the deputy. “They miss the good life?”

“Heard on the television that some folk think Hell’s full up and Heaven’s closed its gate for good, boy.”

The deputy paused. “Then what the hell are we s’posed to do with ‘em?”

Wyrick grunted. “Same thing my mama always told me to do when somethin’ was where it didn’t belong. We’re gonna put ‘em back, full or no.”

Several of the chalk-faced zombies had made it all the way out of the grave now, and were ambling down the street towards them in their boots and patched jeans. The deputy started to shake a little. “Easy now,” the Sheriff told him. “Wait for ‘em to get a little closer, now. Don’t get jumpy. Just pop ‘em in the head like I told you, and we’ll be fine.”

“Sheriff, I don’t really know if this is a good idea, me bein’ here. I gotta be honest, I ain’t never done anythin’ like this before.”

“Ah boy, don’t you worry about that none.” The first wave of them was only thirty yards away or so, and Wyrick raised the gauge and let loose a round at the closest of them. “The only thing that matters is what you do next.”

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Not-so-little 11-year old Maddy Mayley clutched her blanket tight. Earlier that night, her father had told her an ill-advised story to try and get her to give up her teddy bear, because he thought she was too old for it now. He’d told her that all teddy bears really were as alive as she’d always imagined, but that their life expectancy was much lower than that of their owners. He told her that her teddy she’d had since she was three had died three years ago, and that she’d been sleeping with a corpse since then. Crying, when she’d gone to her room to perform her ablutions and go to sleep, she picked up her teddy between her pointer and her thumb, and put him in the closet. She was disgusted and ashamed.

Eventually sleep came, but it wasn’t long before she was awakened by the soft drag of a large sheet of fabric across the shaggy carpet. Shaking, she looked over the edge of the bed. “Teddy?” she whispered. But she couldn’t pick out her teddy from the masses of shambling bears that covered the floor of her room. They surrounded her bed, ringing her in, and though they were all only ankle-height to her, she was scared stiff, and frozen in place. The back half moved slowly away, thronging through her cracked door, hobbling on torn limbs towards her father’s room, the hall nightlight glinting off their black eyes, some of them hanging down towards their arms, hanging by the thin fibrous threads.

“Teddy?” Maddy whispered again. “Please don’t hurt me. Please?” The zombie bears climbed the sheets, surrounding her, smothering her, surprisingly heavy. As one of them started to wriggle into her mouth, she woke with a start, choking on a mouthful of pillow. She spat it out. She was covered in sweat, and terrified. And she could hear a noise from the closet, from the bottom of the door. It sounded like something was trying to get out.

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As loud thumps and a shouted foreign language that sounded like Korean came through his ceiling that night, the young boy wished for the thousandth time that his parents could afford a house. He told them over breakfast the next morning that he’d had trouble sleeping that night because the neighbors were so loud, and his father snorted as usual, turning over another page of his newspaper. Alex, the boy, braced for the speech, and was rewarded for his efforts: “Son, your mother and I are both busy people, and we don’t have time to solve all your problems for you. You’re ten now, and it’s time to start taking some responsibility for yourself. If you have a problem with the upstairs neighbors, you go talk to them, or tell the manager.”

He’d heard and ignored this speech before, but when he started dozing during his math test that day, Alex knew it was time to take his father’s advice. When the bus dropped him off that afternoon, he pushed the button for the 12th floor on his apartment building, instead of the 11th, where he lived. He knocked on the door, hard, trying to summon up a hidden reservoir of courage he knew didn’t exist. What little he may have been able to find dissipated immediately when the door swung open, and Alex found himself face to face with a green, eight-foot tall alien, whose slimy mouth was grinning from one tubular ear to another.

Too scared to scream, Alex just tried to run. He was the fastest kid in his elementary school, and his speed had gotten him away from more than one bully; today, it didn’t matter, as his legs pumped as hard as he could, and he realized he wasn’t going anywhere. Something was freezing him in place. A green tentacle fell on his shoulder and pulled him into the room. The aliens held him for an hour, explaining to him their mission, and all the ways they wanted to improve Alex’s flawed and merciless planet. Then they told him he could join them and save his family, or he could be annihilated with the rest of the building’s inhabitants when their underground spaceship took off in a few weeks.

That night, Alex slept terribly again; his Glornax training started tomorrow after school, and he was terrifically excited.

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Hello Diary, this is Susannah again. Today the sky is very grey and it was dark all day long. I don’t mind it when it is grey, though, I think it is very pretty. It is blue most of the time here, and that is pretty too, but when you see it so many times in a row it doesn’t feel as pretty. So I like the grey sky because I think it is pretty, and because I think it makes the blue sky prettier too. When it is grey I like to sit in my mommy’s car and just stare out the window, thinking. She will look at me and smile, because I think she likes grey skies too, although since she is a meaterologist she says she’s supposed to pretend to hate them

Today I was thinking about the Halloween Parade. Mrs. Linden told us about it at school today, and I got very excited. On Halloween, we get out of school three hours early, so we can all put our costumes on, and march around the playground! Our mommies and daddies are going to come, too, although just my daddy will because my mommy will be busy meatyoliging. I’m going to be a dinosaur! Mommy and Daddy said they’d help with the costume, and Daddy said I’ll be the scariest in the whole parade. I think Halloween is my favorite holiday, but Christmas is very nice. Thanksgiving is good food, but it only lasts a few days, but Halloween candy lasts me a whole month. Oh, I have to go now diary, we’re going to make my horns! I’ll tell you how it comes out later.

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When she was a child, her mother had owned a lot of cats. Often, she’d be awakened by them several times a night, pushing against her as they fought each other for position, for her warmth. So last night, when she woke up, it took her a moment to remember that she was 32 now, and her mother, and all her cats, were dead. It took her another moment to realize that someone had filled her comforter with worms, and that they were spilling out of it faster with each passing second.

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Sonny’s pet porcupine had been bitten by a rabid dog several weeks ago, and had been recovering slowly, but surely, since then. Sonny sprinted home from third grade every afternoon to care for Pokey, his little buddy and his best friend in the world. Finally, the night before Halloween, Pokey was feeling well enough that he could walk a good clip under his own power. Ecstatic, Sonny fitted his little porcupine collar around his neck, and Pokey wiggled his pointy head in obligingly.

The leash felt good in Sonny’s hand; walking Pokey had always been one of his favorite things to do, and he’d missed it dearly. He loved the looks they got, how cute everyone always thought Pokey was, how much his tiniest friend loved all the attention. They went around the block once, and when they got home, Pokey looked up at Sonny, his only friend in the world, and gave him a pitiful look.

“Okay, pal, we don’t have to go in yet,” Sonny said. “Let’s take another lap or two.”

The bully around the corner yelled at him as Sonny went by, but they ignored him, and kept walking happily. Around and around the bock they went, until the sun went down. Even though the street lights on Sonny’s street were mostly obscured by overgrown trees, the light was still good, since there was a full moon that night, bright enough to let them see clearly. But when the moon’s rays touched Pokey, a frightful transformation took place! His quills got longer, and he doubled in size, now nearly reaching Sonny’s knee. And, around the corners of his happy little porcupine smile, two tiny fangs appeared, miniature white triangles set starkly against his brown fur. He snarled with absolute ferocity…then he looked up at Sonny and smiled.

“Wow, Pokey! You’re a…a Wereporcupine!”

Pokey gurgled happily. Then his eyes turned dark, and he growled, starting to do his waddle-walk in the direction of the bully’s house.

Sonny grinned, and followed dutifully.

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Cecil B. Bemille, whose extra B stood for B movies, always thought that giant insects were the scariest. Oversized, stuffed spiders and flies terrorizing miniature cities: what could be worse than that? But now, his foot stuck deep in the underground nest of the African driver ant, the biggest and most ferocious ants in the world, he was reconsidering. He could feel the giant soldier ants, over two inches long, making their way up his leg, followed by their smaller drone counterparts. He yanked and yanked and couldn’t get his foot out: he was mired inexorably in the colony, as the ants made their way up.

Amazingly, he hadn’t been bitten more than a few times. But then, one of the giant soldiers came up his shirt collar and lifted its antennae. All the soldiers bit down at once; the pain was excruciating and all-consuming. Bemille was starting to lose his faith that he’d survive this if he just bit his lip hard enough. He could still feel the insects flooding up his hopelessly trapped leg, no matter how many he smashed against his skin. Every inch of his body was being stabbed by miniscule knives, but still, his leg wouldn’t come loose. Still, as the pain overwhelmed him, all Bemille could think about was his films. And he wanted to escape, not because he had anything else to live for at this point, but because he had an idea for a new kind of horror movie, one that would really make them scream.

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Little Timmy’s parents had always told him that they worked the graveyard shift, laughing and winking to each other. But it was not true! No, they were vampires, which, while still associated with graveyards, is an entirely different kind of job entirely. Shortly after his tenth birthday, Little Timmy had a nightmare, and got up to go to the bathroom. He heard the most terrifying screams coming from the basement. He followed the noises backwards to their source: a beautiful young woman strapped to his father’s “work bench” in the middle of the room. His parents were standing over her, bickering over who was getting the first taste the same way he’d heard them bicker over whose turn it was to take the trash out.

Then his mother reared back and struck, sinking her fangs deep into the woman’s neck. She stopped screaming the second her skin was pierced, which was exactly when Little Timmy started. His father whirled on him, and a practically fatherly look of concern passed over his face. He started to move towards his son. Little Timmy had seen enough cartoons to know what to do when a vampire came after you, though, even if he was your father. Turning, he ran back up the stairs as fast as he could, trying to remember what killed vampires. The silver silverware? No… Salt? No… Recalling the movie he’d stayed up late to watch with his parents one night, Little Timmy grabbed some garlic from the counter, and grabbed two knives, holding them like a cross in front of him.

His father cornered him in the kitchen, approached him gingerly, a sad smile on his face. “Sorry son, you weren’t supposed to see that for a few more years yet. It’s okay, though, really it is. Put those down.” Little Timmy’s mother appeared behind her husband. She hadn’t even bothered to wipe the blood off her chin, if you can imagine. Little Timmy, looking left and right and realizing there was no way out, threw the garlic at his father’s face. His old man laughed kindly, and brushed it away. “Come on, now, Timmy. Don’t be a silly little Timmy.” He took his son in his arms, and lowered his teeth just a little. They were going to be a real family, finally.

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There are monsters in your closet, creeping in on you while you are sleeping. They’re coming from under the bed, and they’re creeping, creeping up on you, while you’re asleep. They’re coming from the ceiling, the walls, the windows, they’re everywhere. And you’re. Still. Sleeping.

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