Friday, October 16, 2009

Books Read/Bought: September 2009

Sorry the updates have been sparse around here—been busy getting this new site pulled together, and cranking out the short stories (which I'll have news on in the near future!).  It was a light month of reading, and October is looking the same—there's no time when it's harder to be a grownup than when it rains for the first time, and you can't just lay on your couch and read all day.

Fortunately, my reading selections for the month were very decidedly non-grownup, so I guess I'll just have to call it even.

Books Read 


(Something's wrong with Blogger's image server, so if you're desperate to see the covers of these books, you'll have to use Google.  I know.  Neolithic and shit.)


Magic Kingdom of Landover Series
Magic Kingdom For Sale
The Black Unicorn
Wizard at Large
The Tangle Box
Witches' Brew

I read five novels this month, which comprise the Magic Kingdom of Landover series I loved as a kid.  I went through a year-long fantasy/sci-fi obsession right around the middle of middle school, all thanks to this series.  I used to volunteer at the library down the street from my house, and I picked up the first book of the series because I liked the cover.  I like the premise even more: Ben Holliday, bored with his life, answers a department store ad that says there's a Magic Kingdom for sale.  He's skeptical, but—shockingly!—the ad turns out to be legit.

Adventures ensue—I reread the whole series because last month Terry Brooks, the author, published a new Landover book for the first time since I started going to high school.  So, this month I got caught up, and I'm glad I did.

There's something about books you have an attachment to that brings you back to old periods of your life, periods you thought were inaccessible.  Books are better at this than music or movies, for me—I spent about half of this month wandering around in a gauzy, nostalgic daze.

Anyway, I don't know that many of you would actually enjoy this series, but it's pretty well-written, and it's a great premise, so if the thought of reading a fantasy series doesn't make you flinch, I'd definitely recommend this one.  It's pretty easy to swallow—next month I'll review the sixth volume, which just came out.

Football Previews


Yep, I'm counting this.  Why?  Because I spent approximately seven hours reading three football preview magazines, which is the equivalent of a 420-page novel.  To be honest, despite my degree, a few scholarships, and departmental accolades, I probably used more mental faculty analyzing these previews than I would have been flexing if I'd cracked open Light in August.  Sorry, academia, that's just the way it is when the Fall rolls in.

Books Bought
Sigh…none.  Wouldn't life be easier if we all had just a little more money?  Get on that, gubment.

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Books Read/Bought: August 2009

Well, August was, as promised, my last gasp of free reading time. I'm still sneaking in an hour here and there where I can get it, but...that's not many places. So expect to see just comic books or Dr. Seuss titles for September!

Books Read:
Vacation by Deb Olin Unferth
So, like most McSwy's devotees, I'm something of an Unferth fanboy. I really liked her volume of short shorts in the McSwy's box, and when I was loading up from their Garage Sale, I saw that they had the novel of hers they published on sale for a measly five bucks. So...yeah. Vacation is 50% window dressing (nifty tricks, experimental techniques, and the like), but wrapped inside that is a really beautiful portrait of a disintegrating marriage. I haven't ever seen a dissolving relationship done in quite this way, and since I read 50 books a year, I've seen dissolving relationships written in, say, 15,000 different ways. If you don't mind working a little for your gorgeous fiction, you'll love this book.

Shakespeare Wrote For Money by Nick Hornby
I've been looking forward to this day since I started this column, which is a direct ripoff of Nick Hornby's Believer series. Shakespeare is the final book collecting that series, and it's basically filled with what you're reading right now, except really good, and much more interesting. Hornby gives me hope for humanity, really.

Long Beach: Fortune's Harbor
This is a history book written about Long Beach; it goes all the way back to discovery, and the Native American myths about the world being created from a stream that runs through the CSULB campus. There are a number of incredible factoids (did you know Babe Ruth once came to Long Beach to get a public drunkenness ticket cleared, since he knew the judge who was sitting that day?), but I especially enjoyed the sweeping portraits; the city in the roaring 20's, the city pre- and post-WWII. Honestly, I was even fascinated by the way he described Rancho life in the early settlement days. A great book if you're into LB history--if you want to read it, plan on sitting on my couch because I'm definitely not letting this one out the front door!

33 1/3: Let it Be by Colin Meloy
33 1/3: In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
If you're not yet familiar with the 33 1/3 series, prepare to slap yourself on the head. The premise in this many-volumed series (I think they've put out seventy) is that each slim book focuses on one album. The writer of the book (each book is done by a different author) can approach the exploration however they choose, either through autobiographical reflection, or oral history, or music criticism, or...anything, really. Meloy's book is a remembrance of how the Replacements' seminal album helped connect him to a musical scene far away from his native Helena, Montana. I enjoyed it as much for the insight into his life and childhood as for his thoughts on the album; the wandering, strange history of Neutral Milk's classic, penned by Kim Cooper, was not as enjoyable. It make me like the album less, actually--very 'Zine-y, it basically only served to make me feel like I was on the outside of an inside joke.

Zeitoun by Dave Eggers
Er, go buy and read this book. Right now. Eggers has decided to convert his celebrity into social awareness lately, by writing novel-styled nonfiction biographies, focusing on the lives of men who've slipped through the cracks. What is the What was very good--but I seriously prefer Zeitoun, the story of a Syrian-American, his caucasian wife, and their family just prior to, during, and post-Hurricane Katrina. The things done to him are frustrating beyond belief--but this book succeeds because it isn't an airings of grievances. It's a narrative that starts well before FEMA illegally imprisoned Zeitoun, and the purity of the streamlined narrative is what carries it; and, not coincidentally, also what makes those wrongdoings so hard to stomach. A real achievement--I don't think I know anyone who wouldn't get something good out of this book.

Selected Poetry of Rainer Maria Rilke, trans. Stephen Mitchell
I posted one poem from this collection a little while back, and I wish I could just post the whole thing. It's beautifully translated (Mitchell will make you think German is actually pleasant on the ears), and Rilke's meditations on death are somehow both somber and lively. He writes with more skill about writing (as is obvious from Letters to a Young Poet) than maybe anyone in history. Take these two lines, from "Requiem": "For somewhere there is an ancient enmity/ between our daily life and the great work." Anyone who's ever worked on a novel while holding down a full time job agrees. His masterpiece, though, which I'd never read a word of, is the Duino Elegies, 10 elegies that somehow find something new to say about life, and death. I don't read as much poetry as I wish I did--Rilke's refreshing, century-old verse makes me feel even more idiotic for that habit.

Books Bought:
Magic Kingdom of Landover series
We're a bit short on money, but just days after I vowed not to buy any new books, a new Magic Kingdom of Landover book came out--the first one in fifteen years. This is a fantasy series I read in middle school that I completely geeked out about. So, I bought the new one, and am currently in the process of rereading the first five books! Wahoo!

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Books Read/Bought: July 2009

Ah, July. Mammoth, more sleep, Spider-Man video games, and a loooooooot of reading. If the seven books I got through this month seem a little excessive, know that it was only in anticipation of the Fall sports schedule starting up in mid-August (right about now, in other words) and completely devouring all available reading/writing/seeing my wife/returning phone calls time. I expect next month's list will be a little thinner.

Books Read:
McSweeney's 31
Every couple of years McSwy's puts out an issue that I think is a real stinker--this was the late-00's one. I really like the premise--a collection of lost genres, reinvigorated by modern authors--but the genres they picked were much more intellectually interesting than they were actually interesting to, you know, read. Very skippable.

McSweeney's Little Box of Stories


I was really looking forward to this book, and have been for a few years--I put off buying it because of this blog actually. Didn't want to be reading hundreds of other people's short shorts while I was trying to come up with one of my own every day. It definitely wasn't as good as I wanted it to be--I liked Deb Olin Unferth's book, because she's the shit, and Eggers' were interesting even if it felt like watching a great athlete stretch, but I flat out disliked Sarah Manguso's brief, autobiographical sketches of a very average life. We very rightly don't publish thinly-veiled fiction by men about their boring childhoods, and I firmly believe the same standard should be applied to all other humans.

Idiot America by Charles Pierce


I picked up this book after catching an article by the author in Esquire--it's an exploration of how America went from a science-pioneering, wonderful society of geniuses to the sniveling horde of dogs and cats that currently occupy the country. It's well-written, and funny in places, but I so generally reject the author's central premise (which he takes no time to defend or prove) that I couldn't really get into it. Instead of an actual analysis of the country's intelligence or data on our discourse, it's a collection of anecdotes about the religious right and talk radio hosts. And I get that those things suck--anyone buying the book does. But he failed to convince me of the fact that these little examples prove anything about the average American. I've never personally met anyone like the people described in the book, and I'm guessing most people haven't either. Definitely goes into the category of "wanted to like it more than I actually did."

Consider the Lobster by David Foster Wallace


After three "mehs" I desperately needed to be saved--and David Foster Wallace came to my rescue. I'd greatly enjoyed the fiction and assorted essays I'd read by him, but this was the first full collection of essays I'd read, and I really loved it. I have no idea which would qualify as my favorite essay--in the running are Big Red Son, an exploration of the modern porn industry, Auhority and American Usage, about the grammar wars that have shaped more of our culture than we realize, and Up, Simba, a tag-along with the McCain press corps during the 2000 election, when McCain was a cool guy to tag-along with. His prose still kicks my ass, his perspective is unique, and his subject matter is almost always virgin territory. Great book, and my love affair deepens.

Oblivion by David Foster Wallace
And deepens even further. It seems absurd to me that Wallace was known and worshipped primarily for his essays by the end of his life. They're great, no doubt, but his fiction is groundbreaking. Most of them are dense, and long, and difficult, but if you want to be blown away, pick up a copy of this book the next time you're in Borders and read "Incarnations of Burned Children"--it's three pages long, you probably won't need to hit the dictionary, and it will stick in your mind for days.

Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country
You can probably tell I dropped some money on McSweeney's books this month...I grant that this is a "Kids say the darndest things" type-premise, consisting as it does of childrens' letters to a newly-elected President Obama. Some of them are side-cramp inducingly cute, such as advice on puppies, or the assertion that Obama's first move should be installing chocolate-milk water fountains. But the optimism here is refreshing, and a necessary reminder of why we all worked so hard, and donated so much more money than we maybe could really afford to, to make sure that Obama got elected. There are also a few genuinely moving letters, including a letter from Yoselin Teresa Martinez Xonthe, aged 13, who exhorts the President to "don't worry about anything, just remember that you have two wonderful daughters who love you and a wife that loves you too and remember that she is as beautiful as a rose." She gives a valuable warning to Democrats: "We end up getting so mad about how we want peace in the world we end up making hate." And tells him that he doesn't need to worry about her: "My neighbors think that I am just another Latino that is going to ruin her life. But they are so wrong. I want to go to great high schools. I want to graduate from college and show my mom that I worked my butt off."

This Shape We're In by Jonathan Lethem
This is a McSwy's short novel, about 100 pages or so--it's very weird and very fun, and somehow very cool. I felt hipper for having read it. It's about tapeworms, or bacteria, or a virus, or some sort of sentient community of organisms living inside of a human being, with all the same anxieties and strange constructs that we've built on a planet that probably notices us or cares about us as little as the human cares about this story's action. Worth the read if you've got a spare hour.

Books Bought
Every David Foster Wallace Book I Didn't Already Own


Had to do it.

Like seven McSweeney's books/Wholphin volumes
They had this incredible Summer Garage Sale (which I think is still going on) that gave 50% discounts on everything they've ever published that I didn't already own. Got the new Eggers book, a few old volumes I hadn't found in stores, Deb Olin Unferth's Vacation, Arkansas, as well as the above books.

A ton of books about Mono Lake
Mostly pamphlets and maps and stuff, for a book I was going to start writing which I've since abandoned in favor of a different book I've started writing. I like the old idea, for Mono Lake--maybe I'll have time to come back to it.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Books Read/Bought: June 2009

June was a strange month, with the year's most stressful and most relaxing weeks--I started it with stress hives and ended it in Mammoth, and in between I got into a lot of good reading, and slightly more good buying.

Read:

Final Solution/Gentlemen of the Road:
Two of the final three Michael Chabon books I hadn't read yet (still haven't gotten to Wonder Boys). I've been kind of forcing myself to withhold Chabon, because I don't want to have read everything, and have nothing left--I'm always waiting for his next book to come out, so that I can read an old one, and still have one to come. Anyway, these two volumes are part of the second stage of Chabon's career (and, in fact, along with his intro to the McSweeney's volume he edited, the nexus of that career). Namely, the shift from brooding literary fiction to plot-driven fiction--he wrote an entire book, Maps and Legends, almost wholly devoted to explaining that shift, but basically it's because...it's more fun to write. That's also, since the advent of Stephen King, the direction that the majority of America's good writers are headed.
Anyway, these two volumes are a couple shining examples of why that movement isn't something to fear--they're taught (both under 200 pages), excellently-paced, and still feature Chabon's exquisite prose renderings, except now describing sword-fights instead of the factories of Pittsburgh. The former is a Sherlock Holmes mystery, set late in his life, and the latter a real swashbuckling story whose original title (seriously) was Jews With Swords.



Enemies & Allies:
At the height of our stressed out May/Early June, Shar and I bought trashy summer books to read, and put them on our nightstands, a promise to ourselves that at some point we'd have free time, and we'd spend that free time playing video games and reading (in my case) a novel about Batman and Superman, set in the Sputnik-era Cold War. And that promise was fulfilled, quite gloriously. Unfortunately, the book was also a reminder that even though I tend to venerate trashy fiction as fun, it in fact tends to bore me. And, on another level, kind of depress me. I mean, Kevin Anderson (a capable and proficient writer) got paid to write this thing, and there isn't a single word in it that you'd have to look up in the dictionary, a single serious alteration or addition to the Supes/Bat canon, or particularly a single plot twist you couldn't see coming through the bottom of a Coke bottle at a thousand paces. It just...is. It was entertaining, but not challenging in any way, which of course is what I bought it for. So I guess I shouldn't be complaining. But all it really made me want to do is reread DKR, Long Halloween, and Superman For All Seasons.


The Poe Shadow:
Now THAT's more like it! Here is a fun novel you can sink your teeth into, a dense, historical thriller about a lawyer trying to solve the famous mystery of Edgar Poe's death. Set in the months and years after his demise, this novel adroitly disinters the language and atmosphere of mid-19th century Baltimore--I haven't felt that completely brought into a foreign world since Lord of the Rings. Pearl does this kind of thing for a living now, after his similar historical/literary thriller The Dante Club, which is high on my list of to-reads. An amazing reminder that a good novel can be challenging as well as fun, and intellectually stimulating as well as page-turning. Poe's death has fascinated me since I read Midnight Dreary: The Mysterious Death of Edgar Poe when it came out while I was in Middle School. I was a huge Poe fanatic at the time, and the idea that we had no idea how he died (and we don't) didn't make any sense to a kid whose family had CNN since he was born. Pearl is a literary bona fide, and this novel includes a half-dozen revolutionary addendums to the Poe/death canon, all of which are pieces of genuine new evidence that Pearl dug up himself. None of which detracts from the fact that it's a murder mystery thriller. Rad.


Brief Interviews With Hideous Men:
Better late than never, I guess. Here I am prattling on about how much I love challenging fiction, and I'm officially one of those assholes who had barely read any DFW until after his unfortunate suicide. Trying to keep from hyperventilating, I will say this: I haven't been this excited about embarking on an author study since Joyce just after high school, F. Scott Fitzgerald at 16, and the aforementioned Poe at 11. If you haven't read DFW's fiction, if you're like me and you'd only checked out some of his essays, do yourself an enormous favor and start here. I'll be going through the Ulysses-esque Infinite Jest soon, but this is a dense, beautiful collection that I think is still relatively accessible. Almost every single story (including the eponymous series that winds throughout (and which have since been adapted by Jim from the Office)) does something surprising, or shocking. None of it feels jerry-rigged, either--everything is legit. Anyway, if I try to say more I'll go on for 4,000 words, and I'll save that for its own post, after I've digested everything else he's written over the next six months (just ordered every other DFW book from Amazon a few nights ago). For now, just know this: we did have a bona fide genius among us, wielding a tennis racket and a pen, and our contemporary literature is worse for having lost him.

Bought:
This is Water:
A short DFW book, actually kind of a ripoff in that it's a commencement speech he gave. Still, it's the kind of book you buy before you go on vacation (it's worth it, too, though I'll wait to write about it since I finished it in July). Cool cover.

Infinite Jest:
Er, a very long DFW book, clocking in at about 1,100 pages with about twice that many endnotes, it seems. The more DFW I read, the more I realize that almost every contemporary artist I enjoy, from Wes Anderson to Dave Eggers, is really just a reflection of one facet of DFW's work. Granted, it's a little less schizophrenic to be able to bask in one facet as opposed to being dazzled by all of them; you couldn't wear the Hope diamond on your finger, to say it another way. But there is a reason people line up to see it.

McSweeney's 31:
Happily snatched up the new issue--features "lost genres" of fiction. Looks like it should be pretty interesting, I'll let you know next month.

McSweeney's Little Box Of Short Stories:
I actually am too lazy to look up the real name of this, but it's the collection of three writers' flash fiction. Dan's ambivalence had kind of kept me from it, but I figured it was worth a shot, particularly with some free, relaxing reading time ahead of me. Excited to check this out--July, just a few days in, has already been a good month for books, so be sure to come back next month!

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Books Read/Bought: May 2009

Oh crap--after 560-something blog posts, I finally became that guy. That guy that posts a "I'll be blogging blog" in order to convince himself that he actually will, but then doesn't. I hate that guy! Hopefully he won't be coming around here again. Anyway, Nick Hornby stopped doing his Stuff I've Read column for the Believer a little while back and it occurred to me that, while I'm not as interesting or entertaining a writer as Hornby, I also read and buy a lot of books. So! Here's the inaugural kickoff edition of Read/Bought, starting with May 2009. This is actually an incomplete list, covering just the last three weeks of the month, just to keep May mysterious.

Read:
McSweeney's 25-30


Wow, the first item in a new column and I'm already selling myself short. Yes, this is actually six books, but six short story collections stacked back-to-back will put a real dent in your ability to distinguish them. Needless to say, taking a few years off of McSweeney's was made totally worth it by a ten-day McSweeney's orgy as I got caught back up. Issue 25 and 30 are can't-miss, and Kenneth Bonert's "Peacekeepers, 1995" in issue 25 is one of the ten best-executed shorts I've ever read. Really visceral, physically affecting stuff--like sitting in the first row of I Am Legend. Can't remember the last time I was that shaken up by the written word. Couldn't wait to get my hands on more Bonert (that's what she said), but it looks like this is his second published work of fiction. What?! Goddamnit.

The Colorado Kid by Stephen King
This is a short novel by Stephen King in the Hard Case Crime imprint, a series of throwback hard-boiled mystery books. I'm into the series (Robert Bloch's flipbook looks really cool) and I'm into Stephen King--I'm even into hard-boiled mystery novels. Unfortunately, I wasn't very into this book, which is really just a long conversation with very little substance. King tried to write a mystery novel without a solution, which I'm perfectly fine with--but he failed to put enough of a story in front of that lack of a solution. It was like watching Jerry Rice stretch--you're thinking, "Wow, this guy warms up better than anyone else in history," but it's not what you put your money down to see.

Get A Financial Life by Beth Kobliner


This is what I love about books--if I were listening to music, it would jar me if I went from Johnny Cash to Lil Wayne. I am, however, perfectly fine shifting from Stephen King to personal finance books. I picked this up because I needed it--we've got enough money now that it's time to get educated on some basic principles (I literally did not know what equity was before reading this book, or the differences between investment terms, etc.). It also reminded me a lot of the book Dan and I set out to write, if a bit more serious--it's written for people in their 20s and 30s who don't know anything about finance, and after I finished it I felt like I knew enough about savings, investment, insurance, taxes, and real estate to at least know what I didn't know, which is of course a huge first step. Definitely recommended.

Big Fish by Daniel Wallace
The movie came out shortly before my dad got ill for the first time, and was pretty emotionally devastating. So, why not read the book, I figured with my usual soft self-destructive happy-go-luckiness? The book was less devastating than the movie, and equally beautiful, though in a much different way. The narrator similarly tells tall tales about his father, but in the book they're more like Greek Myths than the Burton-esque fantasies of the movie. A beautiful, fast read that I recommend to anyone out there with unresolved daddy issues, or anyone who's a fan of fantastic literature. Has me excited to read the other two novels by Wallace (this was his debut? the aspiring novelist cringed), both of which we own and both of which Shar loved.

Bought:
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men by David Foster Wallce
Can you believe I've never read a book by David Foster Wallace? Me either. What an asshole I am.

Enemies & Allies by Kevin Anderson
It's more believable I haven't read this novel about a 1950s meeting between Batman and Superman--but I bet you I know which one I read first. As summer looms ever nearer, I actually have some free time, and I've constructed a stack of books to plow through on the beach, on my hammock, and at Heartwell and Stearns Parks. If it ever stops raining, that is.

The Poe Shadow by Matthew Pearl
Another fun summer book--Pearl writes literary historical fiction, which is a little too geeky and fun to pass up. This one is about the mystery surrounding Poe's death (which I've actually read a few nonfiction books about, since it's a mystery that's fascinated me since seventh grade).

Anyway, that's it for this month--I've already downed a few Michael Chabons for June and bought a couple more fun ones, so next month's column should be a blast! I'm going to post a short short and an ode to the onset of summer later this week, so check back! Unless, of course, I turn back into fake-blogger guy again. If that happens, I guess, go back and read one of the 366 stories on the site and let me know what you think!

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Aye, Robot!



Shar, Angie and I finally made it to see Wall-E Saturday night, and thank the good gosh we did. It's not only awesome, but the kind of movie that needs to be appreciated in theaters, so that when you watch it on your TV later you can remember how good certain scenes looked with digital projection. It's always hard to say anything interesting about a new Pixar release, because almost all praise can be answered with "Duh."

The animation and sound were mindblowing, innovative, and industry-advancing.
"Duh."

The story was simplistic, and yet a perfect way to introduce larger thematic concerns to a young audience.
"Duh."

The main characters are adorable, marketable, and incredibly believable.
"Duh."

I didn't like Wall-E quite as much as I like Ratatouille, which I think had a well-crafted, sophisticated message about creativity and the relationship between artist/audience and artist/critic—granted Ratatouille was the best kids' movie I've seen since maybe forever. Wall-E took a view of humanity that, to me, seemed at best pessimistic and at worst mean and a little insulting. The rendering of the environmental message was amazing, but since so many Pixar movies end up being, on some level, about the creative spark of humanity, this film didn't seem to think that spark was very strong.

I also found myself wishing that the first half had gone on forever—there's no dialogue, the entire cast consists of two robots and a cockroach (that Pixar has somehow managed to make likeable), and it was captivating. The second half, while as amazing as you'd expect a Pixar product to be, wasn't as earth-shattering for me, except for the parts that mirrored the first half (Wall-E and Eve in space, etc).

In any event, the whole thing looked so polished that I would have enjoyed it even if the speakers had blown—if you're trying to figure out what to see in theaters with your extra 12 bucks, go see this. Batman will be around for another month and a half, but Wall-E might soon go the way of human bone structure.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Give it a Listen: Obamaudiobook!

For Christmas few years ago—Three? Four?—my mom gave me Barack Obama's first book, Dreams From My Father. He'd written it long before his Senatorial campaign, when he was just coming out of Harvard, after being the first black president of the Harvard Law Review. The book is about his struggle to find identity as a mixed race American, and the son of an absent father. It's a story at once singular, and incredibly common—the latter for the circumstances, and the former because of the way Obama navigated his early life.

I recently listened to the audiobook version, since I had to do a fair amount of driving by myself and I've found audiobooks to be a nice way to keep relaxed while stuck in traffic on the 5. I was struck once more by the quality of the prose, which is as arresting as the timbre of Obama's reading voice. I was surprised to learn that he does accents very well, from Hawaiian to inner city Chicagoan to his Kenyan relatives. If the guy weren't a bestselling author and a presidential candidate, he could have a hell of a career reading audiobooks.

I think I've reviewed the book itself before, at the Union probably, so I won't go into too much detail about his life story (obviously remarkable). I'll just say that it would have been—and in fact, was—of great interest to me long before Obama was a presidential candidate. It is also hilarious now to listen to the audiobook and hear a man who may be our next president use the phrases "bitch nigga" and "muthafucka." So, uh, if you want to hear an amazing story, great writing, or the Democratic nominee cussing, you should check out the audiobook. I'll leave you with this incredibly personal quote from near the end, which gave me actual cold shivers when I heard it somewhere near Oceanside:

"Oh Father!" I cried. "There was no shame in your confusion, just as there had been no shame in your father's before you. No shame in the fear, or in the fear of his father before him. There was only shame in the silence fear had produced—it was the silence that betrayed us. If it weren't for that silence, your grandfather might have told your father that he could never escape himself, or recreate himself alone."



Yikes. Anyway, a blog about my grandfather as well as one of my patented massive life updates are on their way later this week, so stay tuned, all both of you dear readers.

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Friday, July 18, 2008

The Dark Knight: "I think you and I are destined to do this forever."



Last night, Shar and I joined a few dozen of our friends, and a few million other Americans in watching the Dark Knight at midnight. And, sleepy as we both are plodding through today's work, I think it's safe to say we're both pretty glad we went. I know this whole blog will run the risk of overextending and over-hyping the movie, but I don't care—it's so rare that I leave a movie theater as filled with wonder and awe as I did last night that I couldn’t dull that enthusiasm if I tried. Jurassic Park, the LOTR movies, Spider-Man, the Matrix…I'm sure there are a handful of other movies that have left me that floored, but I don't feel like trying to remember them. All I want to do is talk about Dark Knight, until I can scrape up enough coins to go see it again.

The acting, writing, and directing are all as brilliant as you'd expect, and in a few cases, a little more. The script murders the first movie's, mostly because it was penned by Chris Nolan and his brother, and didn't have any of David Goyer's fingerprints on it. I appreciate the philosophical intensity of Goyer's approach to superheroes, and it's undeniably had a hand in shaping the modern superhero movie, but as a dialogue-writer, he is often hard to stomach. I'm not going to be able to say anything new about Heath Ledger, so I won't waste too much time trying, but: wow. He inhabits that role so fully that he actually manages to add to the dark mythos of comicdom's greatest villain. He plays every scene perfectly, and manages to capture every facet of one of American literature's most dynamic figures (read a Joker story from the 50s and then read the Killing Joke and you'll know what I mean).

The film—which deservedly made close to 20 million dollars just from midnight screenings—did things with a PG-13 rating, in terms of intensity and twisted craziness, that I never expected could be done, especially with a "kid-friendly" licensed character like Batman. The action sequences are breathtaking, and I can't wait to see it in IMAX. But I think what most blew me away was the relationships between the characters. Gordon and Dent, Gordon and Batman and Dent, Dent and Batman and the Joker, Joker and Batman, on and on—something special happened with every new combination, a result of great writing and acting that successfully drew on decades of source material while carving its own identity.

Since it's just coming out today, I don't want to go into too much more detail, especially about the plot, so I'll just say that Nolan's vision and ability to play with high symbolism (look at the shifting repetition of trinity imagery in this movie), and deft culling from several great Batman books (Killing Joke, Arkham Asylum, Long Halloween, etc) are greatly appreciated by the Lit student and the comic geek in me. The little touches thrown in there for fans—the Montoya/Ramirez fakeout, for example—were perfectly done, so that they wouldn't be noticed (and thus wouldn't detract from the movie) by non-geeks, but added an extra special kick for those of us who knew what was going on.

AH!!!!! Holy Shit it was good!

Sooner or later, Marvel and DC are going to have to deal with the fact that great directors like Bryan Singer, Sam Raimi, Jon Favreau, and Chris Nolan are doing much bigger and better things with their characters than the comics themselves are. Now, part of this is just that they have to maintain a certain status quo in the books, because that's the nature of licensed commercial properties (when they break the status quo it's usually ridiculous like Brand New Day). When they do allow writers to do innovative stories—like Ultimate Spider-Man—the results are often spectacular. Still, after the movie, I was trying to figure out: when's the last time I read a Batman book that good? Hush? Long Halloween? I don't know, and I guess I don't care—I just want to watch Dark Knight over and over, until the next movie comes out.

It's a good time to be alive, literate, and have ten bucks to spare, friends—let's enjoy it while it lasts. Those of us who've read comics are well aware that this is a golden age—and that it won't last forever.

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Sunday, July 6, 2008

You Can Hear the Music on the FM Radio



I am a total, absolute, over-the-moon, pathetic sucker for the following things:
Catchy piano hooks
Extended metaphors
Chicago rap
Crowd noise being incorporated into a beat
Kanye West



As such, I've been super stoked to have "Homecoming," my favorite song off Kanye's newester album, playing nearly nonstop on my radio dial. Go music!

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!

Aside from watching a car accident in the parking lot today was great, but I'm not going to blog about it until tomorrow, when I blog about our whole stay in SF.

The SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT is that on Monday, LB Post Sports launched. That project will be absorbing the majority of my writerly efforts for a while to come, as Zoomy, JJ and I try to get this goddamn city turned around. It should be both fun and exhausting. Please find the link now permanently stuck onto the links bar at the right. While on the road, I'm doing a series of (what I hope will be) very cool columns about sports across America (hint: they're fucking weird).

If you want more on our trippy dip dip, here's that link to Shar's Blarg again: Shar's Blarg!

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Horton Hears Another Insipid Parody of the Title of His Book and Movie



We went and saw Horton Hears a Who tonight, which I recommend you also do, dear reader. Aside from the wonderful story and voice acting (much more on that on Shar's blog, where she pontificates more artfully than I could), I have to just add that the animation was beautiful. Every time I see an animated film lately I get the feeling of awe and wonder that the country's first movie goers however many decades ago must have felt. It wasn't that long ago that Beast Wars was blowing my mind (and the minds of animators because it was one of the first attempts to animate water). Now we have entire worlds being created, like the gorgeous Parisian backgrounds of Ratatouille, or the jungle and Whoville in Horton (which had a Fur Supervisor credit, for God's sake!). What an awesome time to be alive and have eight bucks to spare for the cinema.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

Boooooooooooooks!!!!! Pt. 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bowl of Cherries by Millard Kaufman
Verdict: Meh.  Read Youth in Revolt instead.


A few people have pointed out to me that under the "Mike Recommends or Trashes Random Shit" tag, I haven't really trashed anything.  Partly this is because I usually find a way to enjoy anything I'm reading or watching (unless it fails by the standard it sets for itself) and partly because I usually only want to write about something if it excites me.  This book had me enormously excited before I read it, since it's McSweeney's and it's the debut novel of Kaufman, a 90-something debut novelist.  As I read it, I kept waiting for it to knock me off my feet, and it was almost there, but didn't quite make it.  Maybe that's because it's largely--ahem--"inspired" by one of my favorite books, Youth in Revolt, as the young protagonist and his lady love are almost exactly lifted from that book.  Now, I love Nick Twisp and Sheeny, and if you're going to use them in your book, that's fine.  But it has to capture the fun, adventurous, ridiculousness of YIR if you're going to do so.  This book, set in Iraq, tries to be one half satire of the situation there and one half farce, and it just doesn't succeed as either.  Hopefully Kaufman will be around long enough to write another book, because he writes well (and his diction had me hitting a dictionary almost as much as Faulkner).  I would have to advise you to wait for his next effort, though.

Dubliners by Joyce (Read by an Irishman)
Verdict: Bestestest!


Obviously I don't need to say anything more about Dubliners.  I've written something like seventy pages of papers on it, and another few hundred on Portrait and Ulysses and Finnegans and Joyce himself.  Your favorite author is your favorite author, and my favorite author is the greatest author in the history of the language.  But hearing his words read aloud in the accent they were written in unlocked a whole new depth of meaning and feeling to these stories, which I've read a few dozen times each.  The pathos of The Dead is that much more powerful, the resignation of Eveline that much more heartbreaking.  If you've ever heard Shakespeare on audiobook performed by British people, or seen one of his plays by the same, you understand what I'm talking about.  Great writers have a musical quality to their work, and to hear that music brought to life by a talented reader is magical.

Spider-Man: The Icon by Steve Saffel
Verdict: A Spiderriffic Good Time


For those of you who follow comics, you know that there have been some pretty amazingly and spectacularly (and Peter Parkerly) stupid developments in the Spidey books.  Out of nostalgia, I plunked down some serious birthday cash/gift cardage to get this enormous history of Spider-Man, wanting to revel in the glory days.  It's pretty great: it chronicles the history of the character in the media, magazines, and toys, as well as the stories happening in the comics.  And it's gorgeous, with huge art spread I'd never seen before (there's a two page Charles Vess Spidey/Hobgoblin that's practically worth the price tag).  I won't ramble on, because basically you're either the kind of person who would love a huge expensive book about Spider-Man or not, but...I guess, if you're the king of person who would, this book is definitely worth your love.

Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke
Verdict: Short and Sweet and Very Helpful if You're Struggling to Maintain Artistic Drive


I never describe books as inspirational.  It's a cliche, and an overused one, and it's kind of lost all meaning at this point.  Still: this book?  Totally inspirational.  I recently alphabetized our two book collections into one (this was kind of a bigger deal to us than signing the marriage license) and happened on this short little book, which contained ten letters written by the poet Rilke, to a young man who was striving, thus far unsuccessfully, to be a poet.  The advice was all dead on, and helped me (hopefully more than it helped the young poet, who did not continue his quest) regain some floundering focus.  If you want to be writing more than you are, this book will take you all of an hour to read, and it might help fix that problem.  The best book on writing I've read since Stephen King's On Writing came out several years ago.

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Saturday, March 15, 2008

Boooooooooooooks!!!!!

So it's been a good year for me, books-wise. The discovery of audio books while doing the commuting thing meant that I actually read more while employed full time than I have since, but I've tried to keep up the ear-reading while I work out/clean/etc. As a result, I've read more than I've reviewed, but there's a few books I wanted to say a few words about. Hence: fun-sized book reviews!

Summerland by Michael Chabon
Verdict: Must Read!  Must Read Now!



Every now and then I read a book that everyone I know would love; as often as not, Michael Chabon wrote that book.  I'm actually a little mad at the world for letting me exist for the last six years without knowing that this book had been published and was amazing.  It's Chabon's first foray into the Young Adult-ish genre.  I say ish because it's a 500-page novel that weaves together Norse and Greek mythologies (as well as Native American stories), Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and employs Chabon's verbose vocabulary to boot.  It's a kids book because it has kids in it, and no bad words, but this epic quest novel should be read by every grownup, too.  I don't want to give away any plot or character details, but let me say this: it's powerful enough to make me like baseball, and most of you know how near-impossible that is.  Plus, it costs like 8 dollars brand new and your local Borders will carry it in the kids section.  I can't think of any reasons for you not to read it, really.

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins
Verdict: Pretentious and Annoying But Also Brilliant and Maybe Important



On the other hand, I can think of plenty of reasons to skip The God Delusion, which I was a bit late coming to.  Despite those reasons, I'm glad that I read it, and I think that is will ultimately be thought of as one of those Important Books.  I would recommend taking this in as I did, via audiobook (which I'd be happy to burn for anyone interested), so that the true snottiness of Dawkins' voice (it's co-read by his less snotty wife) can come through on every level.  Dawkins makes a great point in the middle of the book (which he should have started with): people have been hounding him about being a militant atheist who is overly aggressive.  Yet all he's doing is presenting ideas and thoughts, while the people he's writing against mail him death threats, and the religions he criticize continue to terrorize and torment the world.  Most readers of the blog probably know I grew up in an atheist household, and have remained pretty steadfastly irreligious my whole life.  I don't consider myself intolerant, but I'm often frustrated and enraged by religion and the religious, for good reasons.  That angry, dark part of me loved this whole book, which I'm not sure speaks in its favor.  But Dawkins does make eloquent arguments against teaching creationism in school, and his chapters on morality are brilliant.  It gave me a surer footing in my irreligiosity, though I struggled throughout to keep that footing from being in Dawkins' militant account.  On post-reading reflection, I found this book to be incredibly well-written and intelligent, and I think worth a (perhaps frustrating) read by most religious and nonreligious people I know.

Batman: Knightfall Saga Audio Drama by Lots o' Folk
Verdict: Awesome, if Really Dumb



Obviously this won't be everyone's cup of tea, but as a big fan of comics and old-timey radio dramas, this was a perfect gift for me (from my lovely wife).  It's a dramatic full-cast reading of one of the most famous Batman stories in his 8 decade history, the Knightfall saga, wherein Bruce Wayne has his back broken and struggles to rehabilitate in time to save Gotham.  The voices are usually overdramatic, and it's obviously a struggle for the director to depict fight scenes over the radio, but overall I found this to be an incredibly fun, and occasionally unintentionally funny, listening experience.  If you're into comics or Batman or are just curious to listen to a new format implementing an old genre, I'd recommend you burn this one off of me.  

To be continued!

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

They The Robots

For any and all who might be inclined, I stumbled across a pretty cool webcomic yesterday, called We the Robots.  It's a blend of a lot of comic strips I like (Calvin and Hobbes, the Boondocks, etc.) and usually pretty funny.  It's only a few months old and occasionally you can see the writer/artist struggling to get his legs under him, but the commentary on politics, religion, and sports (three things I care deeply about and don't often find once source to provide me with) is spot on.

Here's a sample:

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Duma Key: Begin Stephen King v2.0



Stephen King has been monkeying around with a new style for a while, since he was almost killed by a van that struck him while he was walking, most likely. It's popped up in From a Buick 8, Cell, and most obviously in Lisey's Story, published in 2006. It was hard to put a finger on what that style was, and it made for a read that was often frustrating, with plots that it took ten minutes to sum up (in other words, these weren't "evil big dog" novels, or "evil car" or "evil hotel"). The narration would meander, the frequent pop culture references replaced by more and more oft-repeated odd turns of phrase that seemed to go beyond the regional dialect King often employs in his Bangor books. But it wasn't until Duma Key that this new style finally seems to have found cohesion.

Duma Key is not a novel I could sum up for you in two sentences, but to attempt: Edgar Freemantle, construction mogul, gets into an accident on a site and suffers a brain injury that impairs his speech and thought. He also loses an arm. After his wife leaves him, his therapist suggests he spend some time in another locale to help recover, so Edgar moves to Duma Key, a small and unknown Florida Key. Once there, Edgar begins painting, and churns out paintings of surprising power and beauty. But, naturally, there are unseen forces behind the work, and they're not all that nice.

Now, that plot snippet really only gets you a third of the way through the book, and doesn't cover any of the people he meets on the Key, who are very important to the plot, but that's exactly the difficulty. Short of describing the entire book in outline form, you can't put your thumb on summing it up. But what's different about this book is...it's finished. That's the feeling I had reading it that I didn't necessarily get from the other books. In those, the prose seemed a little unpolished, as though King had published a first or second draft, while in this everything worked for me. The weird recurring dialogue snippets made sense because of the head injury and the introduction of a character (Wireman) whose speech patterns match King's new way of writing.

The novel is also barely a horror novel. There were a few scenes that made me want to turn on the light, but there's a point about two-thirds of the way through where he could have ended it, and it would have been a beautiful 400-page novel about recovery from injuries physical and psychological. The supernatural stuff doesn't seem tacked on, it just seems...I don't know, secondary. In a way, that is a return to his earlier work, since the point of Carrie is the pain and frustration of being a high school reject, and the point of the Shining is the destructive nature of alcoholism, and what it can do to a man and a family. King's new narration style is a return to his older sensibilities but with (and he'd hate me for saying this) more of a literary sensibility and a greater attention to the subtleties of character. He had to take his story from Bangor to the Florida Keys to find it, but I'm glad he's reached a new plateau, and I'm looking forward to seeing if he can stay there for a little while, before either falling off, or trying another rocky climb to somewhere new.

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Juno You Should See It



First, a pre-recommendation recommendation: go see movies at Edwards 26 on Thursday nights. It's practically Friday so you don't necessarily feel like you're seeing a movie in the middle of the week, but it's totally deserted, and you have a higher chance of actually being able to enjoy a movie without dealing with…shudder…people.

Also: go see Juno! It's really frapping good. For the first fifteen or twenty minutes, I was really scared that it was going to be a better version of Napolean Dynamite, but still, you know, a version of Napolean Dynamite. It ended up being anything but. I love that people are starting to make movies about high school/college/twenty somethings that aren't completely retarded and filled with 40-year old screenwriters' visions of youth that don't jibe with reality at all.

Pretty much through and through, all the characters in this movie were nuanced and believable, the kind of post-postmodernist people that actually exist. For example Juno, the title character, has a stepmother, played by everyone's favorite White House Press Secretary, Allison Janney. Instead of doing any of the really boring and stupid things that have been done with stepmothers in movies, Janney plays a woman who is clearly (though it's not stated) acutely aware that Juno is not her actual daughter, but who still loves said stepdaughter, even after she gets pregnant at 16. She plays a woman that loves puppies so much she cuts out pictures of them, but can still say "shit" and "fuck."

The soundtrack can be a little precious, but that's becoming expected for movies like this. And by movies like this I mean movies that actually do have the power to make you laugh and cry within one 90-minute period, which, given that it cost me and Shar $50 to see a movie, eat a few snacks, and get dinner, is much appreciated. Seriously, every actor does a great job, and what looks like a cookie-cutter "indie" script turns into a surprisingly touching and realistic story. Another feather in the cap for Fox Searchlight, which I'm pretty in love with. Granted, it's Fox, and Fox is always evil, but it's nice that they're at least profiting off of good movies.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Eating Poop and Liking It: Audiobooks


Sometimes it feels good to be wrong. And by sometimes I mean this once, and only this once. For years I poo-pooed on audiobooks (literally), in the same way that I currently poo-poo on e-books and Amazon's Kindle. This is because I?m a total prude about some things, and the reading experience is one of them. I love bookstores, used, new, whatever, I love walking into them, wandering around for an hour or two, and coming home with new books to read. You know, with my eyes.

My new job comes with a shiny new commute, usually between and hour and an hour and a half, and while I do enjoy listening to music, music tends to make me more aware of my surroundings (and the fact that I'm wearing a rut on the cattle chute that is the 405), and not less. I'd read a few things online (again, with my eyes) and heard a few things (this time, in a touch of foreshadowing, with my ears) from my wife about audio books being a great way to alleviate the self-hate and murderous impulses that come with wasting eight or ten hours a week on the freeway.

Naturally, I pooped on this theory, until my mom got me the CD version of Steve Martin's new memoir, read by the author. I was an immediate convert: I listened to it on the way to work the day after I got it, and was totally hooked. First, for a memoir read by the author, I actually think an audiobook is better than a "real" book, because it's basically just a four hour recording of Steve Martin talking about his life. That particular book works better on CD because Martin references a number of standup bits and songs in the book; on the audiobook, they aren't just referenced, they're performed for intense and creamy listening pleasure.

I've now moved on to America: The Book: The Audiobook and will be starting Colbert's audiobook soon, and then maybe moving on to some classics. As much as I loved America: The Book: The Book, I have to admit I prefer to hear Jon reading it, even if I do miss out on hilarious graphics, and naked Supreme Court Justices. I still have some issues with audiobooks (lame packaging, high cost, occasional sneaky abridgement, and I don't get the appeal of someone other than the author reading), but I recommend them highly to anyone who spends too much time in their car, driving places they don't want to be. You can check them out from the library, or burn them off of me if you're curious. Even if you've poo-pooed on them, you should try them. You just might find yourself eating that poop, actually smiling in traffic as your lame compulsory commute is transformed into personal time set aside for "reading." If you're like me, that's what you wanted the time for anyway.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

A Movie, a Book, and a Literary Event Not to be Missed!



So, first and foremost: go see Stardust. Go see it, if for no other reason, because it's an original fantasy movie (that's not Christian or a sequel) based on a great book, and it got creamed by Rush Hour fucking 3 last weekend. The hope for Neil Gaiman, author of the book the movie is based on, and Paramount, is that word of mouth will make up for a bungled advertising campaign and a weak opening weekend.

So, word of mouth: we loved it. It was surprisingly funny, generally had the kind of dark/but still light tone I love for kids'/fantasy movies; part of why the ad campaign was bungled was that they never figured out what kind of movie it was, which is understandable. This is a love story, a coming of age story that features flying pirates, sword fights, Robert DeNiro, magic, witches, a plot for the throne, and a group of hilarious ghosts who watch the whole thing unravel. It's kind of indescribable: the acting is thoroughly good, with DeNiro turning in one of his best (and certainly most different) performances, and Claire Danes and Charlie Cox doing, I thought, a great job. There are problems, mostly a bad piece of dialogue here and there, but overall this movie stood out for me in a summer of big movies, and Shar and I are both prepared to validate the comparisons to Princess Bride. It's definitely a LOTR-era Princess Bride, but the tongue-in-cheek epic adventure mode is the same.



Now for a book, which is less good: I haven't been writing about books much because I've been back on my nearly-complete Vonnegut study, and reviewing the in-betweeners for a new web site I've been involved with (as usual, more on both of these later). The World Without Us has probably the coolest one-line pitch ever. What would happen to the world if we disappeared tomorrow? How long would it take for things to return to "normal"? What would happen to our cities? The possibilities are endless. Unfortunately, they're also largely undealt with, as Alan Weisman spends too much time talking about how things are now, and focusing on too many specifics to knock me on my ass with the big picture, which is what I hoped for. There's also little to no comprehensive order to the book: it reads like a collection of facts. Granted, they're really cool facts for the most part (if humans didn't pump it daily, the New York subway would completely flood within two days, for example), but loosely associated facts do not a great book make. Y'all're welcome to borrow this, and I really wish I could say it's worth buying, but sadly, it isn't.

Lastly: IF AT ALL REASONABLY POSSIBLE, DO NOT MISS FRIDAY AUGUST 24TH AT ACRES OF BOOKS. I will have to miss the event as it's my fifth anniversary, and the one day in the last two months and the next two weeks that Shar and I have committed to doing absolutely no wedding planning, just hanging out, getting a nice dinner, and remembering why we're getting hitched in the first place: cuz we like each other. Anyway, the 24th: HOBOETRY!!!!!!! HOMELESS POETRY! LIVE READINGS! SEVEN PM! Holy Shit! Ahem. Anyway, check that out, I don't often find don't-miss events for my friends while doing book calendar for the District, but this one really caught my eye in a big way.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Simpsons Movie!



I went to a screening yesterday afternoon with Bates, and I have to say....I was pleasantly surprised. As a bit of background: I still credit the first dozen years or so of the show with being not only the best justification of all time for owning a television, but also largely responsible for shaping my sense of humor (and a good chunk of my personality). After the first dozen years...not so much.

Every week that a new episode of the Simpsons comes on, that I know isn't funny and that I can't bring myself to watch, it kills me a little bit. My best friend and I arranged our lives around that show through most of our childhood, making sure to watch the 6:30 and 7:30 episodes every weeknight, plus the 11 o'clock showing when I got old enough. So I was hoping that the movie would be amazing, so great that it would justify my love of the yellow-skinned family, and make up for the pain of the show's current state.

Things were promising: the movie is written by the group responsible for making the show funny nearly two decades ago, mostly leaving aside the show's current writers (writers who grew up with the Simpsons, and I think thus have a weird second-gen take that they've tried to bring to the most classic of contemporary shows). But there was a problem....the trailers sucked. I watched each one hoping to see some of the ironic subtly that used to be the Simpsons' hallmark. Instead there were clips of Homer being rammed over and over (and over and over) again into a large boulder, and then a bar called A Hard Place. Ha?

Then came the trailer that gave me hope: Spider-Pig. That trailer, and that pig, got me to laugh at my favorite show of all time, for the first time in years. Then Matt Groening was on the Daily Show, and he was hilarious. Hope began to creep into my blood.

And then, the screening: THANK GOD, the movie is funny. It is not side-splittingly hilarious, and I didn't laugh nearly as hard at it as I have at the South Park movie every time I've seen it, but Bates and I both laughed. We laughed kind of a lot, actually, and there were some really great throwbacks to when the show used to be great in the film. All in all, without giving away any of the story or the jokes, I can say that the movie did what the Simpsons does best (or used to): they told a good plot-based story with lots of good jokes spun around it, and they told it with characters that I genuinely care about. I think it's safe to say that Marge and Homer have the only fictional marriage I feel invested in, and Bart is the only fictional kid I've ever felt like I was related to.

Some elements of the plot are old fare for die-hard fans, of course, which after 18 years on the air is somewhat inevitable. But it is all given a grander, more epic scale than it's ever had, and I didn't mind the familiarity of it. In fact, I liked it. The plot involves Springfield as a whole, and the movie reminded me what a splendid world they've created, with an incredibly rich background of characters and locales.

So, to sum up: a good movie. Not the best of the summer, not the best thing they've ever done, but a movie I'm willing to see again, and a movie I'm willing to say was not a waste of time, or embarassing, or unfunny. Given the last six years of the show, that's all I really needed. I will give away one plot element, too: the pig is a very important part of the film, to its eternal benefit.

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Sunday, July 8, 2007

BEST CONCERT EVAR!

No exaggeration: tonight's show at the Hollywood Bowl? Easily better than Woodstock. Park and ride up there went smoothly, and we rolled into the Hollywood Bowl ten deep a half hour before the show was to start, leaving plenty of time to get settle and grab snacks. This, to me, was a miracle in and of itself. Then Band of Horses came out and, with their aw-shucks shyness, reminded us of how amazing it was to be at the Bowl on a cool summer night. I'm a fan of theirs, and a bigger one now: the old stuff sounded good, the new stuff made me excited for their next album, coming out in October.

Andrew Bird was fucking crazy. Shar's had me listening to him for three or four years, so I knew he'd be crazy, but the guy was playing guitar, xylophone, violin, and whistling more or less simultaneously for an entire set, getting more (and more varied) sound out of a three person band than I would have thought possible. To Horse Band and Bird: From what I heard people saying, it sounds like you all made plenty of new fans tonight.

Then, the Decemberists, who before the show had strolled down the aisle right in front of us, posing for pictures and having a jolly time. The Decemberists, accompanied by the LA Phil, were beyond words. They did every song I wanted to see with an orchestra (exept Mariner's Revenge), including the Infanta, which I won't be able to listen to the regular version of any more, and the Bagman's Gambit. They closed with I Was Meant for the Stage, a perfect choice.

Honestly, I love shows like this: I tend to listen to bands obsessively, and this kind of modification and experimentation reward the fan who can hum or tap the part of every instrument on almost every song. On top of that, it was perfectly orchestrated, neither too much nor too little, and when they went for the jugular (like on Infanta), they got you dead to rights.

Fuck, I don't know what else to say. We were the luckiest people in the world on what the radio told me today was the luckiest day in history. Not too shabby.

Also- tomorrow I leave for Berkeley for three days, so let's hope I don't have too much trouble finding internet up there. Otherwise, Shar has volunteered to take stories by dictation.



EDIT: For those interested, here's the set list:
The Crane Wife 1 & 2
The Infanta
Odalisque
We Both Go Down Together
The Perfect Crime #2 (sans Orchestral)
The Bagman's Gambit
Los Angeles, I'm Yours
The Tain
O, Valencia! (sans Orchestra)
I Was Meant For The Stage
Encore
The Chimbley Sweep (sans Orchestra)

Also, in another review I read about a policy I'd forgotten: The HB has a show end time of 11pm, because of an agreement with the residential neighbors. By my clock, the Decembies ended at 10:59, which means that (due to a faulty guitar for Perfect Crime?) they may have just not had time to do Mariner's Revenge...

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Tuesday, July 3, 2007

A Kickass Movie and a Brilliant, Heartbreaking Book


Transformers kicked ass. We went last night, instead of seeing rat-at-tooey, which we'll still see tonight or tomorrow, and I couldn't be happier that we did. I know Die Hard probably should have filled my need for mindless summer action movies, but...that may be a bottomless well. Transformers, in addition to being absolutely hilarious, was just great. From the old-school 80s robot declaring "This looks like a good place to Kick It!" to the Decepticon cop car that said "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of it, this movie knew not to take itself too seriously, and left me wishing Michael Bay would direct a Hulk movie. There are some franchises that have underlying literary and artistic merit: Batman, Spider-Man, etc. Robots in disguise do not meet that standard, and the filmmakers knew it. So it's wall to wall exciting action, and scenes with enormous robots hiding: they're very good at hiding. I don't know why, perhaps because they're Transformers, but believe me when I say this is the best recurring theme of the film. The only drawbacks: the literally five thousand product placements, and the fact that the action was usually shot way too close to tell what was going on. But seriously: if you are looking to have a fucking cool time at the movies, go see Transformers. Just don't bitch about plot holes, please? Seriously?


As nice as it is to have a rolicking good time at the movies, I tend to be a bit quieter when it comes to books, and I absolutely loved Alison Bechdel's new "Family Tragicomic" Fun Home. It's kind of a sneaky graphic novel, in that I didn't hear about it until very recently despite it making gajillions of top ten books of the year lists, and being one of Brian Vaughan's (one of my favorite writers) favorite book in a long time. Granted, the book is about a girl who has a closeted gay father, and includes lengthy musings on Joyce and Fitzgerald, my two favorite authors, but I really loved this book because it perfectly captures the way my family dealt with weird shit happening: by not feeling sorry for ourselves. By making up jingles (as my brother used to) about how our dad was gay, by finding glee in making other people uncomfortable with how comfortable we were with our situation. It's a funny, sad, funny, sad book, that will hit home in a good way for everyone I know with messed up families (and almost everyone I know has a messed up family, the real kind, not the Everybody Loves Raymond kind). If you're like me, it might give you hope at our chances of coming out the other side, too.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Die Hard!

I am not writing about this for anybody's website or magazine, so: I get to just lean back, crack my fingers, and write that, "I thought it was pretty fucking awesome." I missed the cussing, but in pretty much every other way it worked for me. I loved the burnt out McClane...Miles and I talked before the movie about a review he'd read saying that now that he's surfing on fighter jets, he's lost his everyman status. Kind of an interesting point, but I think that the everyman aspect of the first movie isn't entirely what made it great: it was the "reality" of the situation. It was the realistic take on life, that they've followed throughout the series (there are tons of jokes about how much bad shit happens to him); to keep that take on the world they built, it wouldn't make sense for a guy who's done what McClane has done to be a happy, settled down married guy that everyone can relate to. He is a living tall tale. He is the tallest of the tall, in fact. Anyway, I refuse to be more articulate than that about this film: if you want a good summer action movie starring the man himself, go see DH4. You will believe a man can live free and die hard at the same time.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Knocked Up...Again

Shar and I saw Knocked Up again, since Robyn hadn't seen it yet and we've wanted to go again. Yes, there are other movies we want to see, but...I don't know, we really like Knocked Up. I've already written a little about it, but I'll just say this: what makes this movie really meaningful to me is that the majority of entertainment and art aimed at my generation has consisted of repackaging our childhoods in some way (not that I'm not excited about Transformers, but still...). We're the generation VH1 asked, "Hey, remember the 90s? That was like two years ago! Cool!"

We're the generation that proved to market analysts that nothing is more cost effective than packaged nostalgia, since it doesn't require new ideas and it will automatically appeal to their target demographic. High school students start Myspaces to "Keep in touch" with friends they knew in middle school. We've spent so much time looking back, that it's truly refreshing that Judd Apatow has been making TV shows and movies about growing up, and moving forward. And not just that, but about how growing up, while it can be a pain in the ass, is not only a natural thing to do, but a beautiful thing too. Maybe I'm just thinking about this because I'm on the cusp of getting, you know, married, but either way: Thanks, Judd. You regularly make me laugh and worry less about life at the same time, and neither of those are easy to do.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Busy Busy Busy

It's been another hectic week so far (and holy God it's only Wednesday). Today I knocked out a book review, a humor column for McSweeney's (fingers crossed, blogosphere), a story for this site, and a chunk of the novel, still managing to find time to purchase and play the first level of Resident Evil 4.

I'm not usually a fan of first person shooter/horror/role playing games, but it's a new game with good controls and graphcs, and it only cost thirty bucks, so I'm on board. Tomorrow I have my comics column to do, an article about single mothers, the District book calendar, and a super-awesome-mega-sized fiftieth story for the blog! I have big plans for it, and I'm very excited. Should be a familiar character (or two or three) in it.

Oh, and I'll have a restaurant review and a few other lengthy pieces in the District in the coming weeks, so I'll link to them as they come up. For now, I'm off to recuperate from today, and gear up for tomorrow.

I'll either be dreaming about messing up my impending nuptuals (a favorite recently), working until my wrists freeze up, or this man, courtesy of RE4:



World, would you hate me if I said I'm hoping it's the latter?

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007

George Michael Bluth Wants You...

to check out this website. Not that you should ever spend a moment away from my website, but if you did...this is a pretty funny one. It's a new web show written by Arrested Development's Michael Cera and his total BFF, Clark Duke. Shar and I are one episode away from finishing our most recent run through the AD canon, and this site totally alleviated some of my anxiety about what to watch next. Anyway, it's light, fast, fun video, but it's funny and there are some great AD cameos. Thought I'd post something a little lighter tonight after the research-intensive Salman Rushdie post from yesterday...

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Die Hard, Prairie Home Companion, and a Totally Rad Book!

Watched Die Hard today...it's probably the 15th time or so I've seen it. After Jurassic Park, I'm pretty sure it's the movie I've seen the most. Today was special because I watched it with Shar and Robyn, after discovering last night that Robyn had NEVER SEEN DIE HARD. Madness! That wrong has been righted, and I have to say, watching it with someone who was still shocked and startled and scared by scenes I can quote from memory made them fresh and shiny and new to me again, which was pretty cool.

Where were you when you found out this fact about Robyn, you ask. How utterly convenient of you. We were standing outside the Greek Theater, one of my favorite places to see a show and easily my least favorite place to park in the world. We had just seen Garrison Keillor and the Prairie Home Companion, recorded with special guests Martin Sheen, Meta Weiss (an awesome and very cute cellist), Randy Newman, and...Paula Poundstone? Yeah, Poundstone was weird, and seemed on the verge of self-destructing every second she was holding a microphone, which kind of jibed with the whole "laid back smart people" vibe the rest of the evening had. I had never heard an episode of PHC before, kind of intentionally and kind of not, but I'm officially a convert. Very funny, very smart, the kind of show I wish I'd thought up.

Also, I'm almost done with a brand spanking new short story collection by the uber-awesome Miranda July. She's a performing artist/film writer/director, and this is her first major book release. It's reaaaaaallllllly good, and I won't say too much more than that since I will almost assuredly be writing about it for one publication or another, but I will link my review after it's published.

Speaking of links to published stuff, here is my first District article, all 150 words of it. It's a review of the goddamn Fleshlight, for what that's worth, but I thought it was pretty funny (though my editor trimmed the last sentence down into a typo) and hopefully the first of many articles to come there. I have a few more coming in the next week's issue, so things are looking good. I, for my part, will continue to pray just as fast as I can.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Things to Read and Watch and Listen to!

What a solid twenty four hours of entertainment it's been...

So I took a brief hiatus from my Vonnegut study, exactly at the halfway mark, to read some things I had to review, including the new Michael Chabon novel, The Yiddish Policeman's Union. It's good; not Kavalier and Clay good, but what do you want from a guy? YPU is about a down and out detective...a story we've all read a thousand times. Except that this down and out detective lives in Sitka, Alaska, where the Jews of the world were resettled in the late '40s, according to this alternate history. The book's language, while heavy with Yiddish, still sparkles with Chabon's usual flair for inventive figurative language, and the characters are as heartbreaking and believable as every Chabon character. I really enjoyed it, and I recommend it to you, my friend.

I finished YPU this morning, and then saw Knocked Up at ten o'clock at night. Ten o'clock on a Monday night...that is the time to see a great comedy with some friends, let me tell you. Knocked Up was amazing: funny, realistic, and able to show male friends making stupid jokes without reducing their lives to a stupid joke (a fine line rarely walked by comedies). It may be the most perfectly cast movie of all time, from the big roles (Seth, Katharine and Paul were all wonderful) to the small (Harold Ramis is probably a God). Anyway, as big as all the big movies are this summer, this flick took in 30 mil last weekend, making over its budget two days after it came out. Good for it. And good for the country, for noticing it; it's a relatively quiet, small fish in an ocean of overblown carnivores this summer.

I also discovered, via Knocked Up, a new singer songwriter I'm falling in love with as we speak (or whatever it is you and I are doing right now through your computer screen). Loudon Wainwright III is by no means new or cutting edge, and I've unkowingly been a fan of his for years since I loved him as Hal Karp on Undeclared some time ago. There were three songs on the soundtrack of the movie that I loved, and I was startled to see in the credits that they were all by a man named Wainwright. A quick IMDB source confirmed that he played the errant gynecologist in Knocked Up, and Steven Karp's dad on Apatow's old TV show. What a cool world. I downloaded his album, Strange Weirdos: Music From and Inspired by Knocked Up, and am about halfway through it right now, digging every song so far, including the instrumental ones. Hopefully his older stuff is as great as I've already assumed it is.

That's all: more wedding planning today, which I'll update about soon, I promise. Oh, and Shar and I got Chick-Fil-A today, and held the door open for a kind old man, who gave us a stereotypically adorable old man smile and handed us free coupons for chicken sandwiches, since we were "such polite and nice young people." Sometimes the universe almost makes sense to me. G'night, world! Sleep well.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Long Beach Shakespeare Company's performance of Richard III...

was awesome! Went with Pat to their little theater (and I mean LITTLE theater) at Atlantic and Carson, and for five bucks each we got three hours of excellent live Shakespeare. They're not running on a high budget obviously, but the acting was for the most part superb. The guy who played Richard was particularly amazing, and much better than I would have expected to see in a theate where Pat and I were approximately half the non-company audience. Seriously, it's a little theater with little money, but they put on a big show, and it's worth way more than you're paying if you go on a two-for-one Thursday. I'll link to Pat's review of the show for the District after it's done and published.

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